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My dad lost his credit card so my mom gave him hers.

She’s at the store but my dad has her card. 

She calls me because my dad lost his phone. 

I give him my phone to talk to my mom with. 

He disappears with my phone. 

girlwithalessonplan:

lacigreen:

onemaytolerateaworldfullofdemons:

The only sort of pictures you should be reblogging of Jennifer Lawrence

have unfollowed 20+ blogs on here already and i will unfollow anyone else who reblogs nude photos taken NON-CONSENSUALLY from these women.  it is sexual violation (fueled by the objectification of women) and anybody who participates that is the literal scum of the earth

I’m with lacigreen

mattblum:

newyrye:

Stripper in Clearwater, FLA showing the judge that her bikini briefs were too large to expose her vagina to the undercover cops that arrested her. The case was dimissed.

I almost never reblog but I had to for this.

mattblum:

newyrye:

Stripper in Clearwater, FLA showing the judge that her bikini briefs were too large to expose her vagina to the undercover cops that arrested her. The case was dimissed.

I almost never reblog but I had to for this.

mykashikoifandoms8:

For the last time Moffat is NOT racist/sexist/prejudiced you are all just looking into details that he didn’t consider or thought were unimportant just get over yourselves omg Moffat is writing a show we all love and none of you could do any better than what already happened

But at the same time I think there is something to be said for a fanbase trying to reach out to a writer and being snubbed. There is a lack of diversity in basically ALL television, why shouldn’t Doctor Who be the first one to represent it? Perhaps I’m just an angry queer woman who is sick of such small representations of people like, and unlike, me. So no, I don’t love Doctor Who but I’m a small percentage. 

I have similar beef with Supernatural, the queerbaiting, the endless female deaths, the RARE introduction of a queer character is mainly used as a punchline. It’s frustrating and tiring. 

I think the anger we see in these fandoms is easily justified. Sometimes the only way to find your voice after being silenced for so long is to yell as loud as you can. 

vy2cool:

wethinktherefore:

bisexualfunfacts:

Fact: Unlike the gay agenda™, the bisexual agenda contains a 15 minute break for snacks between sessions.

Fact: The asexual agenda is entirely made of snacks, with a 15 minute break for all out anarchy

Fact: The pansexuals, with their extreme love for kitchen ware, make all the snacks.

littlelotte88:

feenybobeany:

sometimes i look at people on my dash and i think

who the fuck are you

when did i follow you

you’re not posting things relative to my interests

but i can’t unfollow you becasue i can’t remember why i did

it might have been important

This is the most accurate post I have ever seen on here.

phanfuckingtastic:

do people actually dress like this

phanfuckingtastic:

do people actually dress like this

laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him

laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him

walkingintochaos:

thisshitfunny:

thatdudeemu:

queerasfuck88:

Jon Stewart Goes After Fox in Powerful Ferguson Monologue

I been waiting for the daily show to come back so they could cover this

Jon rip them boys a new asshole 

See, Jon Stewart usually does a lot of satirical humour, but at this point, the writers are just like “fuck the comedy this shit is real” and I was so happy to see that they finally covered this, and it was really well done.

seerofsarcasm:

persystella:

groot is probs assumed to be male but tbh i figure groot is a lil genderless being. who needs the gender binary when you’re a celestial tree creature. riddle me that.

"Are you a boy, or a girl?"
"I am Groot."